Phil

Phil
Phil is an anomalous figure, considered all-powerful by those who dare utter his name. Any and all efforts against Phil are ultimately futile.

If Phil appears at your door, follow this procedure:
 * 1) Lie down on the floor, or available flat surface
 * 2) Enter the fetal position
 * 3) Do not pray, as not even god can help you now
 * 4) Come to terms with your own mortality

Trivia

 * Scholars have deduced that Phil likely originates from Finland.
 * Gunjar has been said to openly fear Phil. As he should.
 * Phil has invaded many royal banquets, pretending to be a nobleman.
 * Phil is more powerful than god. This is a fact.
 * Some speak of a lesser entity related to Phil, known only as "George".